Where have all the Mangoes gone?

First, what the hell is a Mango?? It kind of looks like half apple, half orange. I’m not sure I have even tried one before, but  it seems like a snobby fruit to me. Sounds like something rich people eat. It’s like the caviar of the fruit world, just cheaper. Anyway, Price Chopper had a massive sale on this looser fruit. And since I make such great use of my time, I wanted to count them to see if there were 69 mangos in the basket. Turns out, there where only 38. Man, I need something better to do with my time. If you’re wounding, I bought one. Tasted like shit.