Even in the world of non carbon burning objects, life can still deal you a crap-ass hand. This poor little Price Chopper shopping cart has been demoted to displaying flowers while his other buddies are hauling around beer, chips, steak and bacon! And look at the flowers he has to display, all the ugly crap no one wanted! Don’t worry little squeaky wheel cart, you’ll be turned into a beer can before you know it. If only he had been cart 69.
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Well, it looks as if contributor Luke Warmwater will go to any lengths to keep the atmosphere gold’in for 69. “Luke, why do you have the car set so cold? All I’m wearing is a thin t-shirt. Warm it up in here.” Oh yes..69 to the rescue.
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I’m not sure if Hy-Vee and I are on the same page here, but then again, who cares. I know what I thought the “Best Deal” could have been. But apparently thats illegal in 49 ½ states no matter what the price is, so just drink your water and shut up!
As I was cruising down the road in my new 2009 Chevy Traverse, I was OH SO LUCKY to snag this never before captured on film milestone. This may be more rare than a photo of that hairy ass Sasquatch bastard. Unfortunately, the temp outside missed the cut by 27 degrees. But a DAMN fine shot! I mean, seriously, what the hell is the chance of this? I better buy 69 lotto tickets.
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